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趣味英語:笑話三則
趣味英語:笑話三則之Do You Know My Work?One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their nigh clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
“Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don’t think of money when they’re afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.” “You don’t know my work,” said the other. “What is your work?” “I’m a policeman.
“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman. “I’m a writer. I’m always telling stories about things that never happened.”
【譯文】
你知道我是干什么的嗎?
一天晚上,一家旅館失火,住在這家旅館里的人穿著睡 衣就跑了出來。 兩個人站在外面,看著大火。
“在我出來之前,”其中一個說:“我跑進(jìn)一些房間,找到了一大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火里,火就會把它燒成灰燼。所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了。沒有人會因為我拿走它們而變得更窮。” “你不知道我是干什么的!绷硪粋說。 “你是干什么的?”
“我是警察。”
“噢!”第一個人喊了一聲。他靈機(jī)一動,說:“那你知道我是干什么的?”“不知道!本煺f。 “我是個作家。我總是愛編一些從未發(fā)生過的故事。”
趣味英語:笑話三則之 Who is the laziest
Father:Well,Jack,I talked with your teacher today .And now I want to ask you a question ,Who is the laziest person inyour class ?
Jack:I don`t know ,father.
Father:Oh,think!When other boys and girls are reading and wirting ,who sits quietly and only watch how other people word?
Jack:Our teacher ,father.
【譯文】
誰是最懶惰的
爸爸:杰克,我今天已經(jīng)和你的老師談過了,現(xiàn)在我想問你,誰是你們班上最懶的人?
杰克:我不知道,爸爸
爸爸:你再好好想想,當(dāng)別的同學(xué)都在讀書寫字的時候,誰楞在那兒僅僅是看著其他人?
杰克:是我們的老師,爸爸
趣味英語:笑話三則之 What Is a Traitor?
Young hopeful:“Father,what is a traitor in politics?”
Father(a veteran politician):“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one.”
Young hopeful:“Well then,what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?”
Father:“A convert,my son.”
【譯文】
什么叫叛徒?
有希望的青年人:“父親,什么叫政治叛徒?”
父親(一位老資格的政治家):“叛徒指的是離開我們黨而加入到另一個黨的人!
有希望的青年人:“那么,離開他的黨而加入到我們黨的人又叫什么呢?”
父親:“叫改變信仰者。我的兒子!
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