以下是中國人才網(wǎng)小編提供的趣味英語小故事，希望你喜歡!!
篇一：
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了?”
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說�！霸俳o你兩分錢�？赡銥槭裁磳δ俏焕咸敲锤信d趣呢?”
“她是個賣糖果的。”
篇二
A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate.
Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have
a crush on someone else in the class, when they’re eight
or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-old
kid came back home and asked his father, “Father, is it
expensive to be married?” And the father said, “Yes, son,
it is very expensive.” So the son asked, “How much does it
cost?” And the father said, “I don’t know, son. I’m still paying.”
有個小孩愛上了另一個小孩，對方是學(xué)校的同學(xué)。八歲或十歲左右的孩子有時會迷戀班上某個人，然后就以為自己戀愛了。因此這個八歲的小孩回家問他爸爸：「爸爸，結(jié)婚很花錢嗎?」爸爸說：「是啊，兒子，非�；ㄥX�！箖鹤佑謫枺骸敢ǘ嗌馘X呢?」爸爸說：「我不知道，兒子，我到現(xiàn)在還一直在付錢啊!」
篇三
A Silly Man
Fred was going to school. When he passed a park, he saw a man sawing a big branch from a tree. The man was on a ladder and the ladder was against the big branch he was sawing. “Hi, it is dangerous.” Fred shouted. “After you cut off the branch, you will fall, too.” But the man didn’t believe him, and said angrily, “Go away, you little thing. It’s none of your business.”
Fred could do nothing, so he left. He didn’t go far before he heard something crashed. He rushed back and found the man lying on the ground.
Fred asked some men for help. They carried the man to the hospital.
一個愚蠢的人
弗雷德走在上學(xué)的路上。路過一個公園時，他看見一個人在鋸一棵大樹的樹枝�！班耍氵@么做很危險的。”費(fèi)雷得喊道：“你鋸了那樹枝后，你會摔下來的�！倍莻�人不相信他，憤怒地說：“快走開，小東西，沒有你的事�！�
費(fèi)雷德沒趣地離開了。他沒有走多遠(yuǎn)就聽見一聲響，他急忙跑回去，發(fā)現(xiàn)那個人躺在地上。
篇四
Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”
湯姆是個小孩， 他才7歲。 當(dāng)他去電影院的時候。那時他第一次去。他買了張票進(jìn)去了。 但沒過兩三分鐘他就出來了，然后買了第二張票又進(jìn)去了。 幾分鐘后他又出來買了第三張票。 接著兩三分鐘后他又出來買票。 一個女的問她，“你為什么要買那么多票啊? 你見到了幾個朋友?" "沒有， 我里面沒朋友， 但是每當(dāng)我進(jìn)門的時候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了"