歪國青少年“恐怖”的房間趣味英語

　　下面是歪國人一位母親的吐槽，來看看歪國人青少年的房間里到底有什么恐怖的秘密。

　　Messy teenage boys' bedrooms... they're the stuff nightmares are made of.

　　十幾歲少年凌亂的臥室……里面的東西簡直就是噩夢。

　　But a mother on the parenting website Mumsnet has now clarified just how gruesome it can get when clearly out the room of an adolescent, after discovering a Pringles tube full of urine.

　　但是一位母親在育兒網(wǎng)站Mumsnet中展示了一個青少年的房間到底可以有多么可怕：她發(fā)現(xiàn)了一個裝滿尿液的品客薯片盒。

　　The mum, who goes by the username 'myotherusernameisbetter' revealed she made the discovering while cleaning out her son's room this weekend.

　　一位用戶名為“myotherusernameisbette”的母親說，她在周末清理兒子房間時發(fā)現(xiàn)了這東西。

　　She wrote: 'Today [my second son] (13) was away for the day and I was waiting on hospital visiting time as my Mum is very unwell, I needed something to keep me occupied so I decided to do [his] room as a treat.

　　她在論壇上這樣寫道：“今天我的二兒子(13歲)白天不在家，并且那時我正在等候醫(yī)院的探望時間的到來，因為我的母親狀況很不好。我需要做點別的什么轉(zhuǎn)移一下注意力，所以我決定通過整理兒子的房間，來舒緩一下我忐忑不安的心情�！�

　　'Apart from the dirty laundry I found: 2 empty juice bottles, 1 empty smoothie carton, 1 empty milk shake carton, 6 empty crisp packets, 3 apple cores, a pile of orange peel, a pile of sweet wrappers, some bits of popcorn, 2 plastic bowls, 2 plastic cups......and a Pringle tube full of urine.

　　“除了臟衣服以外我還發(fā)現(xiàn)了：兩個空的果汁瓶，一個空的冰沙盒，一個空的奶昔盒，六個空的薯片包裝袋，三個蘋果核，一堆橙子皮，一堆糖的包裝紙，一些爆米花，兩個塑料碗，兩個塑料杯……和一個裝滿尿的品客薯片盒�！�

　　'We are going to have to have a talk when he gets home.

　　“等他回家后我們得好好談一談�！�

　　The lid was on - I reached out to pick it up expecting it to be light.....it was heavy, and full of liquid - i opened and sniffed.

　　薯片盒的蓋子是蓋著的，我伸手去撿它，本以為很輕……結(jié)果它很沉，并且裝滿了液體，我打開聞了一下。

　　'It's just as well he keeps his windows open and heating off.'

　　“幸好他的窗戶是開著的，暖氣是關(guān)著的�！�

　　The revelation caused some shock to other users on the forum, with some saying that they would be serious consequences for such behaviour in their households.

　　這條帖子使得論壇上的一些用戶很震驚，有人表示如果這種行為發(fā)生在自己的家里，后果會很嚴(yán)重。

　　But other mothers, often of teenage boys, were sympathetic, with many sharing their own horror stories of items left to rot in their children's bedrooms.

　　但其他青少年的母親，卻很有共鳴。她們開始吐槽自己的糟糕經(jīng)歷，關(guān)于她們在孩子的房間中發(fā)現(xiàn)的東西。

　　One user called SoupDragonwrite: 'I did [my son's room] whilst he was away over halfterm.

　　名為 SoupDrag的用戶寫道：“在我兒子離開了半個多學(xué)期后，我整理了他的房間�！�

　　'I filled 4 kerbside recycling crates with paper, 2 with bottles and cans, 3/4 of the landfill bin and did approximately 47 billion loads of laundry which mostly consisted of odd socks.

　　“我用從他房間里整理出的紙塞滿了四個街邊的回收箱，兩個回收箱塞滿了瓶子和罐子，街邊四分之三的垃圾桶也被塞滿，大概洗了470億桶衣服，其中大部分都是些奇怪的襪子�！�

　　'I was a little surprised not to find a dead rat.'

　　“我有點驚訝居然沒找到死老鼠�！�

　　Another called BellMcEnd said: 'I mucked out [my eight-year-old son's] bed today.

　　另一位名叫BellMcEnd的用戶說道：“我今天了整理了我八歲兒子的床�！�

　　'Under his pillow I found: 4 books, 52p, a medal from sports day, a weird piece of felt he'd been doing something with at school for art, a lego man and a lip salve.

　　“在他的枕頭下我發(fā)現(xiàn)了：四本書，52便士，一個運動會的獎牌，一個他在學(xué)校做的古怪的藝術(shù)品毯子，一個樂高玩具人和一個潤唇膏�！�

　　'I only changed it ten days ago.'

　　“我十天前才整理過他的床�！�

　　One disgruntled mother is so fed up with her son's untidy habits that she has given up attempting to tidy his room.

　　一位憤怒的母親對她兒子的懶散的的習(xí)慣已經(jīng)無計可施，她已經(jīng)放棄整理兒子房間了。

　　Faithope said: 'My [son] is 16 and a slob when it comes to his room.

　　Faithope說：“我兒子今年16歲，說到他房間的時候他就是一個邋遢鬼。”

　　'Dirty pants and clothes continue to lay on the floor- the pile of clean and ironed clothes are piling up as I just add to it.

　　“臟褲子和臟衣服一直扔在地板上，干凈熨過的那堆衣服就像我放過去的時候那樣一直在那擺著”

　　'The fact that [my son] thinks he has run out of clean pants and has helped himself to his dad's so he has a pair to wear...if only he looked in that lovely pile of laundry on his bedroom floor, he would find the 20 pairs that are clean and ready to wear.

　　“事實上，當(dāng)我兒子認(rèn)為他已經(jīng)把干凈的褲子穿完時，他就會隨便找來一條他父親的褲子，這樣他就有褲子可以穿……但只要他看一下臥室地板上那堆可愛的衣服，他就會發(fā)現(xiàn)在那里有二十條干凈的褲子可以穿。”

　　Vocabulary

　　gruesome：可怕的

　　muck out：打掃馬廄(或豬欄等)

　　disgruntled：不滿的

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